Mom, Dad and I just returned from Easter Island and I have big news – I not only solved the mystery of Easter Island – I have photos to prove that my theory is correct!
Experts from Thor Heyerdahl through Erich Von Daniken (who was definitely a loony!) have theorized about how the Rapa Nui inhabitants could possibly have moved and erected these 14 ton statues. They claimed everything from large trees as rollers to space aliens (I told you he was a wacko). It took me to find the answer…
Teddy Bear Power!
Now, I realize you may be skeptical. Dad was too. But you see, proof that we lived briefly on this lovely island came at the Ceremonial Village atop one of the extinct volcanoes. Clearly these ceremonial houses and ocean front condos were built by the Rapa Nui people to honor the visiting Teddy Bears.
So then, what happened? Some may speculate that some alien race (Yo! Erich!) visited the island and destroyed the few Teddy Bear Moais which had been erected to honor our great race. No longer loved as they should be, the Teddy Bears left Easter Island, never to return until now. As you can see, there was clearly a pedestal just for our very special race at the several of the Ahus. This theory may have some credibility…
The real reason however is that all the trees were destroyed by the inhabitants. No trees meant no woods. And no woods meant that the bears no longer had bathrooms. Remember, everyone knows that bears…
When the Teddy Bears left, the Moais fell over in sadness and despair.
When Mom wakes up enough to help me, I will elaborate on these theories and post details and lots more photos to my web site. In the meantime, I wanted to share this great discovery with my family and friends!
Enjoy your day!